I know why the previous owners left.

This is why.


They got tired of fighting leaves.

I'm Part Panther!

Seriously. That's why I weigh so damn much.

I'm a Calico!

An adorable one, but just in case you weren't sure, here's my belly, see, it's all calico!

I'm Fat!

All the fat makes my tummy that much softer, however, no one is actually allowed to touch me, so look at it and weep, suckers!

Halloween!

I had actual trick-or-treaters this year! It was very exciting, even if they did all come on the day before Halloween, and there wasn't a single brave soul that ventured out the actual day of the event. I don't know if this is just a Mormon issue, seeing as most other highly religious cultures don't have much of an appreciation for the Heathenistic celebration of Halloween, and don't allow their children to go about asking for free candy from strangers, or if it was common all across our particularly religious nation.
My pseudo rock start Halloween costume.

The only decent image of my jack-o-lanterns that I have. (It's horrible quality must speak volumes about the excellence of my other photos.)

The little princess escaping from the candy bowl.

She's smarter than the average kitten. I think she knew that the candy bowl was for stuff I was giving away and she wanted nothing to do with that, thank you very much!